How do people in all those pictures outside not get ate up by bugs? Like if I go out to check the mail I come in with leg herpies. And this will forever be my reason for never leaving the house.

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via kerrykryptonite)

basedswagyolo:

“She someone’s mother or sister” is the rationale of an argument made by someone that only cares about women if they’re related, in some way, to a man.

(Source: anarchomarxism, via halfpastrehab)

My dad just told my dog to suck a bag of dicks.

I just want everyone to know… Do NOT come in my room from 10pm to 1pm. I will not have a bra on and I will throw stuff at you. Thank you.